Quotes!

Here is a collection of quotes I have gathered throughout college... by far incomplete and started late.

Quotes by Dr. Blandford

Ted, swallow that. What is it?

Blandford: Jennifer, how many guard bits do we need for a 32-bit floating point number?
Jennifer: Uhm.. 60?!
Blandford: No. Ted?
Ted: 8?
Blandford: Yes, thats a good number.

Quotes by Dr. Morse

I can't spell "ass"! (In reference to trying to spell "asymptotic")

Laughing... Hold on, let me get this out of my system. (In response to a particularly incorrect answer

Quotes by Dr. Richardson

Richardson: Evan, can you turn me on please?
Ted: WHAT?
Richardson: I mean turn on my projector!
Ted: WHAT?

Quotes by Dr. Roberts

Like all theory, its worthless.

Teaching freshmen CS students C++ is just another form of child molestation.

Dr. Roberts: I'm like 18 episodes behind...
Evan Jones: 18?!?
Dr. Roberts: No, just throwing in some hyperbole

Dr. Roberts: I want Levi's Mom
Ted: Doesn't Everyone?

Quotes by Dr. Brendensteiner

Do you want a long, hard one?

Other Quotes

Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment

I had a dream last night that I forgot to take out "F$# you, b#@#!^" from my extra credit that I handed in.

Of course man, Its Dr. Roberts, of course I'd hit it.

I've just been tea-bagged by Hwang --Anonymous

Can I see it? I'm just curious --Evan Jones to Dr. Morse